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Saturday, September 11, 2010

I am the great pretender

Oh yes, i'm the Great Pretender.
Pretending I'm doing well.

ok. no doubt. i love a girl. Let's call her V. 
V, wait for me.

lately, i've been seing too much crocs.
i mean seriously....
CROCS?
that's like....
having sex with a fat woman when u can have sex with megan fox.
 i've never had sex with a fat woman.
but i'm gonna go ahead and assume that the sex with a fatty is gonna be bad.
urghh...trauma. ahahah


oh, and hot chicks sit next to me and never talk to me?
and i have to be the first one to initiate the conversation?
really? ladies?
what's up with that?
i mean, if u wanna talk to me...TALK TO ME.

god, coz i swear, the other ppl thinks i'm a asshole for flirting with u in the firstplace.

alcohol has been my best friend lately.
i miss my pet dog.
i miss my family.
ok...maybe not so much...
but i do miss them. heehee
i miss the malaysia skies because the stars calmed me.




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