Today

Today,

i'm wondering, should this post be perverted and awesome?

or, should this post be sad and depressing?

YEEEE - HAWwwww.

it's gonna be a tough tough ride here.

yea, that means....

awesome...boob stories...

yea, i dont have any of those.

Cause i want Jesus to be proud of me. ( i'm a virgin because i can't get any.)

so, you maybe asking, if this sick ass sleezebag doesn't have a boob story, what else will he tell?

and he wont tell us a sex story cause he doesn't have any.

Dr. House: I'll tell you. He'll most likely make use of the corpus callosum to produce what i like to call 'The brain juice' and channel it to the cerebellum. Where it will break down the brain juice into Physulphide Chloride solution which will be sent to his penis and start the whole nervous system to experience a gerrenium tyhsewriopod.

Mr. T: What newbie here is trying to say is: Max is going to tell flirting stories. I pity the fool who understood House, i pity the fool. I really do. 

Now, i'm pretty sure all of you didn't get that.

damnit . Watch 'house' and 'A-Team' for goodness sake.

oh, flirting story? don't have that either. bye