Yay number 9

Today we decided what number should be on our jersey.

and i chose 9!!

WOOOO!!

9!!!!

woooooo.

yippee..

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woo.

i'm gonna take a pic of me in my jersey when it arrives.

btw, Rajon Rando's jersey number is 9.

YAYYYYY.

rawr

I found a horse on my head 0.0

Stories

Yo blog readers.

i will be randomly making useless stories on my blog at uneven times.

so if u wish to be a character in my stories, leave a msg in my chatty box thingy =D

don't worry, i'll make u look totally retarded. 

i, too, will look totally retarded.

plus, it'd be funny =D

lol

I'm bad

IM BAD! REAL BAD! REALLY BAD!

lol.

hahahahhah. i have no idea why i wrote that. just some random thing that came into my mind.

i'm too much a kind guy =D

lol, so today, i adopted this kid from a country called 'Labroguse.'

i named him 'JACK THE REAPER'

He's about 5 years old.

He likes barbie. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he's awesome at ice hockey.

and becoz like after a day, he seemed lonely, so i thought of getting him a mating parter.

so i adopted another kid from a country called 'Chicksland'

she's a natural blonde...kinda dumb though.....

i named her 'HARMONY'

ahahahahahahah XD

so when jack the reaper saw harmony, he asked me this.

'can i go play with harmony?'

i said 'yea, sure, don't forget to use condoms though'

harmony asked 'what is a condom daddy?'

that is when my wife came in.

it was angelina jolie.

she screamed at me 'WHATTT??? DAMN U MAX!  WHY R U TEACHING THESE KIDS ABOUT THIS NOW??'

i said 'Jack the reaper seemed lonely so i got him a mating parter =D

like they always do for hippos in the zoos'

Angelina Jolie replied in a cold sarcastic voice of terror and retardness

"...-__-..max, u should win a nobel prize for being that smart"

and i was like 'I KNOW RIGHT =D?"

and she replied back 'NO U IDIOT! GOD DAMN IT. WHY DID I MARRY U'

and i screamed back " SHUT UP FISH LIPS! U MARRIED ME BECOZ I GAVE U AWESOME TIME IN THE BED!!'

lol...the end.....so bored.......ahahahah......awesome story right?

p.s. these characters and countries are fictional.

if u think chicksland is real, i suggest by start reading Dr. Seuss books and when u'r done with it, read some books about the Da Vinci Code. and when u'r done, get urself a Milkshake =D

Girl, Train, Romance?

oh for pete's sake,

it's got to mean something.

Should have.

1 week of boredom

Since there's this swine flu thing breaking out with a devil-may-care attitude,

it got my school shut down for a week.

woohooo. i was celebrating, and like at the first day of holiday,

i went out with my friends. was allright.

just not my type of "hanging out".

My everyday schedule for the holidays.

-Jog

-Online

-Eat

-Workout

-do something stupid (like adopt a baby or something)

so help me god, i need to find something to do. (or someone)

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

oh god......i'm so damn bored that i get hyped.

meanwhile, i got a new fan!!

WOOO. so long heat waves!!

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at the moment, right now.....

i'm arguing with Elaine about what tattoo i should get. -_-

i said a piglet for a joke.....now she's insisting it...SCREW YOU ELAINE!!

U GET THE PIGLET TATTOO!!

i apologize

I apologize for not updating my blog for SOOOO LONG.

anyways, i think it's about time  for u guys to see my friends.

ahahah. seriously, i think my friends from iis were way cooler.

ok. this dude's name is Shimizu.

HE went bald coz he's in the baseball team. lol.

Now.....the dude at the right is Harada. Dude on the left is Onishi.

Harada is a football dude...and honestly...not that smart. hahahah

Onishi is this talkative dude who.....is wild basically.

lmao.

 Now let me introduce u to my retarded friends. hahah.

the dude in the middle is some guy from Shanghai, he's studying in our school.

Guy on the left is Inohara.

Guy on the right is Tokura.

hahah.

Went bowling with my friends that other day, takes like forever to upload the pics. so u most of them ain't in this post.

when we were bowling, a family was playing on the lane next to ours..the kids were like 4,5 years old?

hahahah. it was so adorable...coz they can't bowl...the bowling alley has this kinda slide thingy..

where u put the ball on the top and let it roll. hahahhaahah.

so we asked if we could borrow it...

Fuke, another friend, used it...and it went to the Gutter. ><>

and for fun..we decided to push the slide at the same time the ball was rolling down.

And to make things more childish...Inohara and Tokura went to get Bowling pins costumes...

yes....childish....hahahah

but dont u notice something??? the bowling pin costumes looks like CAPTAIN CONDOM!!

Captain Condom