I'm bad

IM BAD! REAL BAD! REALLY BAD!

lol.

hahahahhah. i have no idea why i wrote that. just some random thing that came into my mind.

i'm too much a kind guy =D

lol, so today, i adopted this kid from a country called 'Labroguse.'

i named him 'JACK THE REAPER'

He's about 5 years old.

He likes barbie. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he's awesome at ice hockey.

and becoz like after a day, he seemed lonely, so i thought of getting him a mating parter.

so i adopted another kid from a country called 'Chicksland'

she's a natural blonde...kinda dumb though.....

i named her 'HARMONY'

ahahahahahahah XD

so when jack the reaper saw harmony, he asked me this.

'can i go play with harmony?'

i said 'yea, sure, don't forget to use condoms though'

harmony asked 'what is a condom daddy?'

that is when my wife came in.

it was angelina jolie.

she screamed at me 'WHATTT??? DAMN U MAX!  WHY R U TEACHING THESE KIDS ABOUT THIS NOW??'

i said 'Jack the reaper seemed lonely so i got him a mating parter =D

like they always do for hippos in the zoos'

Angelina Jolie replied in a cold sarcastic voice of terror and retardness

"...-__-..max, u should win a nobel prize for being that smart"

and i was like 'I KNOW RIGHT =D?"

and she replied back 'NO U IDIOT! GOD DAMN IT. WHY DID I MARRY U'

and i screamed back " SHUT UP FISH LIPS! U MARRIED ME BECOZ I GAVE U AWESOME TIME IN THE BED!!'

lol...the end.....so bored.......ahahahah......awesome story right?

p.s. these characters and countries are fictional.

if u think chicksland is real, i suggest by start reading Dr. Seuss books and when u'r done with it, read some books about the Da Vinci Code. and when u'r done, get urself a Milkshake =D